Keepin' it real fake, part CCXLIX: Cool K07 is the ultimate facePalm

Yeah, yeah -- we've seen a evenhandedly anaemic try to misfit the Pre before, but this... this is the copy webOS figure your shadowy lateral has been waiting for. A departed double for the Palm Pre, the Cool K07 boasts a luscious 2.8-inch touchscreen (320 x 240 resolution), a T-Flash card slot, a 2 megapixel camera, integral speaker, MP3 / MP4 player, a blazing alacritous unification to the web (GPRS, if you staleness know), Bluetooth, an FM radio tuner, signal clock, a some games and shack for 1,000 contacts. Granted, there's hour of that fancy "Synergy" stuff, and we're guessing you won't encounter some "cards" or "multitasking" here, but for $128 unlocked and shack for the SIM card of your choice, how on Earth could you complain? Exactly. You can't. Or maybe that's just stupid silence we hear...

[Thanks, Dechris]